To heighten the festivities of Christmas, 1825. the good folks of " London and its environs" were invited to Sadler's Wells, by the following whimsical notice, printed and distributed as a handbill "SOVEREIGNS WILL BE TAKEN, during the Christmas holidays, and as long as any body will bring them to SADLER'S WELLS; nay so little fastidious are the Proprietors of that delectable fascinating snuggery, that, however incredible it may appear, they, in some cases, have actually had the liberality to prefer Gold to Paper. Without attempting to investigate their motives for such extraordinary conduct, we shall do them the justice to say, they certainly give an amazing quantum o amusement, All in One Night, at the HOUSE ON THE HEATH, where, besides the THREE CRUMPIES, AND THE BARON AND HIS BROTHERS, an immense number of fashionables are expected on MERLIN'S MOUNT, and some of the first Cambrian families will countenance HARLEQUIN CYMRAEG, in hopes to partake of the Living Leek, which being served up the last thing before supper, will constitute a most excellent Christmas carminative, preventing the effects of night air on the crowds who will adorn this darling little edifice. In addition to a most effective LIGHT COM Cold, colourless, and dead. think on many a wasted hour, How widely hast thou stray d think on many a once-loved friend As nothing to me now; PANY engaged here, a very respectably I sized Moon will be in attendance to light home a greater number of Patrons than ever this popular petted Palace of Pantomime is likely to produce. We say nothing of warmth and comfort, acquired by recent improvements, because these matters will soon be subjects of common conversation, and omit noticing the happiness of Half-price, and the cheering qualities of the Wine-room, fearful of wounding in the bosom of the Manager that innate modesty which is ever the concomitant of merit; we shall therefore conclude, by way of invitation to the dubious, in the language of an elegant writer, by asserting that the Proof of the Pud ding is in-VERBUM SAT." NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. Perhaps 'twas but a careless word That sever'd Friendship's chain; Less sad, albeit more terrible, To think upon the dead, Lay down their weary head. For faith and hope, and peace, and trust, At least we broke it not. Thus thinking of the meeting years, I needs must ask the future one, *See vol. i. p. 61 There came a sound, but not of speech, That to my thought replied, “Misery is the marriage-gift That waits a mortal bride : "But lift thine hopes from this base earth, NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. Mean Temperature . . . 35 · 85. January 8. 1826. First Sunday after Epiphany. CHRONOLOGY. MONEY AND THE MOON. Gentle reader, If thou art not over-much prejudiced by the advances of modernization, (I like a long new-coined word,) so that, even in these "latter days," thou dost not hesitate to place explicit reliance on ancient, yet infallible" sayings and doings," (anL. E. L. cient enough, since they have been handed down to us by our grandmothers-and who would doubt the weight and authority of so many years?—and infallible enough, since they themselves absolutely believed in their "quite-correctness,") I will tell thee a secret well worth knowing, if that can be called a secret which arises out of a well-known and almost universal custom, at least, in "days of yore." It is neither more nor less than the possession throughout" the rolling year" of a pocket never without money. Is not this indeed a secret well worth knowing? Yet the means of its accomplishment are exceedingly simple (as all difficult things are when once known.) On the first day of the first new moon of the new year, or so soon afterwards as you observe it, all that you have to do is this:—on the first glance you take at " pale Luna's silvery crest" in the western sky, put your hand in your pocket, shut your eyes, and turn the smallest piece of silver coin you possess upside down in your said pocket. This will ensure you (if you will but trust its infallibility!) throughout the whole year that "summum bonum" of earthly wishes, a pocket never empty. If, however, you neglect, on the first appearance of the moon, your case is hopeless; nevertheless and notwithstanding, at a future new moon you may pursue the same course, and it will be sure to hold good during the then current month, but not a "whit" longer. On the 8th of January, 1753, died sir Thomas Burnet, one of the judges of the court of Common Pleas, of the gout in his stomach, at his house in Lincoln's-inn fields. He was the eldest son of the celebrated D. Gilbert Burnet, bishop of Salisbury; was several years consul at Lisbon; and in November, 1741, made one of the judges of the Common Pleas, in room of judge Fortescue, who was appointed master of the rolls. On November 23, 1745, when the lord chancellor, judges, and association of the gentlemen of the law, waited on his majesty with their address, on occasion of the rebellion, he was knighted. He was an able and upright judge, and a great benefactor to the poor.† THE NEW YEAR NEW MOON To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. Encouraged by your various expressions of willingness to receive notices of customs not already "imprinted" in your first volume, I take the liberty of presenting the first of several which I have not yet seen in print. This mention of the new moon and its crest brings to mind a few verses I wrote some time ago, and having searched my scrap-book, (undoubtedly not such a one as Geoffery Crayon's,) I copied them from thence, and they are here under. Although written in the merry merry month of May," they may be read in the "dreary dark December," for every new moon presents the same beautiful phenomenon. A Simile. Hast thou ne'er marked, when first the crescent moon O'er her whole orb a slight soft blush o'erspread, As though she were abashed to be thus seen An envious rival to the stars around Then mark'st thou not, that nought of her sweet blush Into the young heart's void steals timorous love. And then they come and go, till comes, alas! But is alone when passion's blaze is o'er J. O. W. NATURALISTS' CALENDAR. Mean Temperature . . . 36. 05. January 9. 1826. Plough Monday. The first Monday after Twelfth day.* CHRONOLOGY. On the 9th of January, 1752, William Stroud was tried before the bench o * See vol. i. p. 7. justices at Westminster-hall, for personat- Such offences are familiar to tradesmen of the present times, through many perpetrators of the like stamp; but all of them are not of the same audacity as Stroud, who, in the month following his conviction, wrote and published his life, wherein he gives a very extraordinary account of his adventures, but passes slightly over, or palliates his blackest crimes. He was bred a haberdasher of small wares in Fleet-street, inarried his mistress's sister before his apprentices..ip determined, set up in the Poultry, became a bankrupt, in three months got his certificate signed, and again set up in Holborn, where he lived but a little while before he was thrown into the King's Bench for debt, and there got acquainted with one Playstowe, who gradually led him into scenes of fraud, which he afterwards imitated. Playstowe being a handsome man, usually passed for a gentleman, and Stroud for his steward; at last the former, after many adventures, married a girl with 40001., flew to France, and left Stroud in the lurch, who then retired to Yorkshire, and lived some time with his aunt, pretending his wife was dead, and he was just on the brink of marrying advantageously, when his real character was traced. He then went to Ireland, passed for a man of fashion, hired an equipage, made the most of that country, and escaped to London. His next grand expedition was to the west of England, where he still personated the man of fortune, got acquainted with a young lady, and pursued her to London, where justice overtook him; and, instead of wedlock, bound him in the fetters of Bridewell. On the 24th of June, 1752, Stroud received" his last and severest whipping, On the 10th of January, 1812, it is observed, that London was this day involved, for several hours, in palpable darkness. The shops, offices, &c., were necessarily lighted up; but, the streets not being lighted as at night, it required no small care in the passenger to find his The sky, way, and avoid accidents. where any light pervaded it, showed the aspect of bronze. Such is, occasionally, the effect of the accumulation of smoke between two opposite gentle currents, or by means of a misty calm. The fuliginous cloud was visible, in this instance, from a distance of forty miles. Were it not for the extreme mobility of our atmosphere, this volcano of a hundred thousand mouths would, in winter, be scarcely habitable !t Winter in the Country. All out door work * Gentleman's Magazine. + Howard on Climate. Now stands; the waggoner, with wisp-wound feet, Formless, the pointed cairn now scarce o'ertops The smothering drift; while, skulking at a side, Grahame. LETTER from "Just popp'd in, you know!" PAUL PRY. To the Editor of the Every-Day Book. if I was in business! I wish to acquaint every body, that I am not in business, and never was in business, though I've a dea of business to do; but then it's for my own amusement, and that's nobody's business, you know-as I also told 'em. They say it's impossible to describe the I hope I don't intrude I have contents of the book, but that all the parcalled at Ludgate-hill a great many ticulars are in the Index; that's just what times to see you, and made many kind I inquiries, but I am always informed you are" not at home;" and what's worse, I never can learn when you'll be " at home;" I'm constantly told, "it's very uncertain." This looks very odd; I don't think it correct. Then again, on asking your people what the Every-Day Book is all about? they say it's about every thing; but that you know is no answer-is it? I want something more than that. When I tell 'em so, and that I'm so much engaged I haven't time to read, they say the book is as useful to people engaged in business as to people out of business-as wanted; but behold! it is "not out"that is, it is not in-I mean not in the book-you take. Excuse my humorsomeness: I only wish to know when I can get it? They say in a few days, but, bless you, I don't believe 'em; for though I let 'em know I've a world of things to communicate to you, when you've time to see me, and let me ask you a few questions, they won't credit me, and why should I credit them-I was not born yesterday, I assure you. I'm of a very ancient stock, and I've some notion you and I are kinsmen-don't you think we are? I dare say there's a likeness, for I'm sure |